Alright, we've got to address the elephant seal in the room right away - yes, the name is crass as hell. But for the diehards who chase this elusive El Segundo wave, getting offended by some crude nomenclature is the least of their concerns. You see, Shit Pipe isn't your average beach break. This bad boy is a full-on artificial reef lurking just beneath the surface, capable of producing some seriously high-quality rides when the planets align just right.
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The Unnatural Wonder
Now, most surf spots owe their existence to Mother Nature's whims, but not Shit Pipe. Nope, this wave is 100% human-engineered - a man-made miracle (or mistake, depending on who you ask) made of concrete chunks strategically placed to create that rare, drool-worthy boost. Exactly who was behind its crude christening remains a mystery, but one thing's for sure: they had zero chill.
The Rare Swell
Here's the thing about Shit Pipe - it's an incredibly fickle beast. We're talking a "you've got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot" kind of rarity. This wave only reveals its magical powers during some extremely specific swell, tide, and atmospheric conditions that the most seasoned surf nerds can hardly predict. But for those willing to obsessively monitor the forecasts, the payoff is a regionally-renowned wave that'll have you questioning whether it's even real. The Vibe
Despite its inconsistent nature, Shit Pipe has managed to cultivate a cult-like following among experienced Los Angeles surfers. These brazen wave hunters couldn't care less about the juvenile name - they're just stoked to potentially score one of the county's most coveted and challenging rides on any given day. Surf it once, and you're instantly part of an elite club that respects the chase above all else.
The Verdict
Let's be real - Shit Pipe probably isn't going to be every surfer's cup of tea. Its unpredictable availability and potentially gnarly conditions make it better suited for the truly dedicated wave riders. But for those who live for the thrill of the hunt and don't mind a little crass humor, few breaks compare to the rush of scratching this rare, unnatural gem off your bucket list. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the name.
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